The Fastest Pine wood derby car I ever saw !!!!!

You can build one, really ...with my KIT you win for sure.Here is the proof

I'm really deviating away from the original security  function of this web site ( PC Detective ) to talk about building the fastest pine wood derby car. I have built many over the years now. Yes I've been to all those other sites that offer pieces parts and hot cutouts. There are some serious selling of souped up parts on the internet but I seriously have mastered the technique of creating a super fast car .. I have detailed files ! Just take me there

ok I'm going out on a limb here - NO BS look  I've won 5 years straight against over 100 cars in the last few years alone... hey this year I deviated from my Madness plan, and threw the race to let some other kid win. We placed 3rd in speed  from over 40 cars in 09. I gave them a break. You dont have too you can win also with my special process and some speed juice.

Cars Left to right : 05 shark , 06 Flying Fish , 07 Guillotine, 08 Gold Brick

Do you see this on those other sites - I don't think so. sorry have a goofy camera picture is blurry its not you. It's the cars are still going fast. That gold brick one beats every thing I've set it against, man did I do that one right.

    Engineering the car and incorporating  some of the basic  laws of physics can make vast improvements in performance  over just using the generic information. Ive seen the web sites where folks say certain things do not matter. I'm here to say EVERYTHING MATTERS .  Don't laugh -  when I say everything I get extreme.

    You don't know me from ADAM but look at this web site - not fancy  eh ! Its about quality of information I could tell you the exact things the other sites say! The basics, the ones listed in the instruction sheet in the the box with the car,  block of wood and 4 nails. RTFM -  Read the Free Manual. Yes the info on the sheet works but its technique and engineering added in that give it the UMPH.

A REAL STORY -
    A pine wood derby speed champion many times and folks start to wonder! Well MrX Ill call him
worked for Martin Marettia back in the day, 15+ years ago when it was cool to work for them in CO. As it happens MrX was carving his cars and running them through a wind tunnel, calibrating and modifying the car with clay. It's about drag he would say... ( well some of it )! Beat a lot of grown men down to quivering heaps and broke small children's harts for several years.
Kicked my ass...initially but I got mad and came back !

No BAD MOJO

Now its supposed to be about the kids, right ! You are teaching them about dynamics and friction and cars and stuff. You can let the kids do a lot of things with the cars because you will end up making several. So let the kid do what ever he likes and incorporate " The Method to the Madness " my  TLC methods and you will  also be a winner in the kids eyes. Your going to let them play with the car after you win because you can't reuse it...that's cheating.


If you are really really  interested you may contact me @  my email address.zsirjames@hotmail.com
    It is best to enter the topic of " FASTEST Pinewood Derby Cars " so the spam monster doesn't get you . I will provide a most immediate response.  Serious inquiry's  will  be treated with the strictest confidentiality.